Here they are, in their full so-sad-yet-so-true glory!
http://www.cwru.edu/med/microbio/artslab/Humor/SciencePrinciples.htm
For an excellent blog post comparing programming languages and religions visit http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html. It's both very good and very funny!
Two British humorists explain the subprime crisis mess for "the rest of us". It's a bit long but be prepared for a good laugh!